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Episode #6 - The Mockery of Mock Drafts and NFL Draft Grades

Brian Sinkoff Season 1 Episode 6

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Is watching the NFL Draft a prime example of time you'll never get back? Buckle up as Brian Sinkoff serves up a no-holds-barred critique on the marathon that is the NFL draft and the farcical circus of mock drafts in the latest episode. With a blend of humor and blunt honesty, he dissects why these crystal ball predictions are as reliable as a chocolate teapot and why slapping a grade on a draft mere moments after it concludes is as premature as celebrating a touchdown at the 50-yard line.

If your springtime ritual involves being a couch commando for the NFL's three-day name-calling bonanza, then prepare for a wake-up call. Sinkoff take a swing at the obsession consuming fans, where mock drafts and immediate draft grades are gospel, despite their inevitable obsolescence. Tune in for a laugh, a moment of sober reflection on life choices, and the cold, hard truth about the unpredictability and marketing genius behind America's favorite sports spectacle.

Speaker 1

Hey there , this is Brian Sinkoff , and welcome to Sound Off with Sinkoff . Thank you so much for checking out this podcast . I do appreciate it . Of course . Sound Off with Sinkoff , sponsored by the Sinkoff Realty Group , a full service real estate brokerage in the capital region of New York .

Speaker 1

All right , let's talk a little bit about the NFL draft . You're getting set for the NFL draft . Perhaps you're watching the NFL draft . You're getting set for the NFL draft . Perhaps you're watching the NFL draft . As you're watching this , maybe you've already seen the NFL draft . So what I'm saying is really going to hit home . I love .

Speaker 1

First of all , I don't know why anyone watches the NFL draft . It's a complete waste of time . We're going to get to that in a second . But I love these mock drafts like Mock Draft 1.0 , mock Draft 7 , Mock Draft up until the actual draft .

Speaker 1

Why is anyone on earth doing a mock draft ? It blows my mind . Trade is made . You can throw the mock draft out the window . You don't know how a team , what a team is going to do , based on the team in front of them . If a player slips down , the mock draft is irrelevant .

Speaker 1

Um , the fact that people could spend months upon months doing mock drafts is laughable . I know it's content , I know it's sexy , I know it , you know gets clicks , but when's the last time you saw a mock draft with more than like three correct picks ? I , I haven't . I don't even pay attention to it . Um , the other thing that craps cracks me up about the nfl draft and it is crap . Uh , draft grades . Like I love the fact that people make draft grades on draft night or when the draft is over . They grade the draft , ignore any and all draft grades for your team . Um , you're not going to be able to grade a draft properly for three to five years . That's how long players take to sort of get established in their positions . You know , and you properly can evaluate a draft . You know player needs a couple of years . Why somebody is going to make a prediction about how a guy is going to do in the NFL on the night they're drafted Also very hilarious .

Speaker 1

The NFL is one of the most difficult leagues I think baseball too to predict how well a player is going to do . Baseball is tough because the development time takes so long from the time the guy is drafted and then spends a few years in the minors . So many things can happen to a player in the minors . The NFL is also a little bit different , especially quarterbacks , because they have to get adjusted to the speed , they have to get adjusted to the fact that everyone's as good as they are . They have to learn a playbook , they have to learn a system . You know , linemen may be a little bit easier but generally speaking , draft grades are almost impossible . You look at , you know you probably can't do a draft grade , but realistically you can't grade a draft for , I say , three to five years . So I get the content of it all . It's cute to assign grades on drafts but we don't know . Let's be honest , we have no idea what we're talking about .

Speaker 1

Also , watching the draft , especially over all three days , you got to look in the mirror and evaluate your life decisions . It's freaking spring . Get out there , enjoy the weather . You're sitting in front of your TV screen for six hours to hear a guy's name called Jump on the internet . After it's over , people look where you're , where your players got drafted , look what your team did . They have a list , they have a chart . Um , and again , what are you ? What are you doing ? You're gonna watch the draft . You don't know how these guys are gonna do for three to five years anyway . But sitting there and watching the draft , god bless the NFL because they really promote their league . They can sell anything , they can sell free agency , they can sell drafts .

Speaker 1

It's just I've never , even as a kid , I never watched the NFL draft . I felt like it was a colossal fat waste of time . I got better things to do . I just I don't understand . It's also long , like 10 minutes or whatever in between . It's I don't know it's long . I look on social media , I look on Facebook , not so much the draft pundits . That bothers me .

Speaker 1

This is sort of my fourth point here . It's the guys that are sitting here and evaluating and almost making themselves be draft experts . Let's face it . You haven't seen 98% of these players play in a game . You have no idea . And some dude sitting on a couch has absolutely no concept as to how to grade an offensive lineman . You have no idea as to what a safety should be doing in the NFL . You don't have any concept as to how a quarterback should read a defense as opposed to you know , college going to the NFL . You don't know , you have no idea .

Speaker 1

It is when people you know say , oh , they should take this guy . They should take that guy . We don't know . I mean we really have no clue . I don't know how to properly grade an offensive lineman . I've been watching sports for a long , long time . I don't know what makes a good or bad offensive lineman . I mean 6'6" , 320 , that runs fast , that can jump . That sounds good on paper , but is it really good ? I don't know . I don't know . So , yeah , I mean , throw the mock drafts out the window . The draft grades ignore them .

Speaker 1

Sitting in front of your TV for six hours to watch this is a waste . If you are watching it for three straight days , you've got to check your priorities in life and you haven't seen 95% of these players play , probably 98% . So enough with grading offensive linemen and pretending you're a draft expert . I mean , the NFL propaganda machine has turned the NFL draft into a big event , but it is complete propaganda because this is a made-for-internet event . Go online and check out who your team drafted after the fact . Do you need to watch it ? I mean you're not .

Speaker 1

That's what's so funny about the draft . It's not a sporting event , it's . It's a fricking . It's a roll call deal . You know , this guy goes here , this guy goes there . It's , it's , it's . It's . It's just it's . There's no reason to watch it . You don't miss anything . It's like if you don't watch the Knicks playoff game , you missed nine points in the last minute or whatever the hell . The Knicks scored right . You missed an event .

Speaker 1

What did you miss by not watching the NFL draft ? Did you miss Roger Goodell shaking a player's hand who he probably doesn't like , or pretending to like him , or the player doesn't like Goodell shaking a player's hand who he probably doesn't like , or pretending to like him , or the player doesn't like Goodell ? What exactly did you miss by not watching the NFL draft ? That's why it's such a propaganda event . It's not like you missed good content because you didn't watch it , or you missed a big play , or you can't talk about you know some big event the next day at the office because you didn't see it . You didn't sound like you missed something . You missed a commissioner calling a guy's name and him walking on stage and wearing a dorky hat .

Speaker 1

Then the NFL sells for $45 on their website . I mean the marketing is ingenious . Props to the propaganda machine for spinning it . But the reality is you don't need to watch this draft . It's made for the internet . So that is all for this episode of Sound Off with Sync Off . I want to thank you so much for checking out the podcast . It's available everywhere you get a podcast , from Spotify to Apple to iHeartRadio , to wherever else you get your podcasts . Of course , the SoundOff with SyncOff is sponsored by the SyncOff Realty Group right here in Delmar , new York . We got great stuff coming up here on SoundOff with SyncOff in the next couple of months , so I want you to check it out . Thanks so much , great to be back on the microphone and I hope you enjoy the podcast so far . Have a great day everybody . We'll see you next time and enjoy the NFL draft , or not .